I Don't Want To Go To Toronto
by Radio Free Vestibule


I don't want to go to Toronto 
All of the blocks are square 
None of the streets are twisted 
None of the streets are paved with bricks 

There's too many elevators in Toronto 
Not enough stairs in Toronto 
Not enough stairs 

All of the food in Toronto is made of edible oil products 
They don't have bagels in Toronto 
They have doughnuts 
Doughnuts made of edible oil 
I don't like doughnuts 
They don't have bagels 
I don't want to go to Toronto 

People don't have faces in Toronto 
They have cigarette ads instead 
They listen to your phone calls 

There's a tower in Toronto that controls people's minds 

It's illegal to possess brightly coloured balloons in Toronto 
Illegal to own brightly coloured balloons 
All of the children in Toronto must wear suits 
Even the girls 
Three piece suits 
The buildings in Toronto have no windows 
I don't want to go 
Everyone lives in sub-terrainian caverns 
Filled with doughnuts made of edible oil 
I don't want to go 

Nobody goes to the bathroom in Toronto 
They have a special operation 
They have it removed surgically

There's a tax on all wicker goods in Toronto 
There's huge buildings with no windows 
And streets with no curves 
And inside you find little girls in suits 
Running around with black balloons 
And munching on edible oil products 

The kids don't have names 
They have numbers which are assigned to them at birth 
They're called Three hundred and eighty seven point seven 
Four hundred and twelve point nine 
And they all have cigarette ads instead of faces 
I don't want to go to Toronto 
I don't want to go 

I have plenty of wicker goods 
I don't want a tax on my wicker goods 
I like going to the bathroom 
I don't want to go the hospital 
I don't want to go to Toronto 
I don't want to go 
Do I have to go to Toronto? 
Do I? 
Do I have to go? 
I don't want to go