Just as I'm trying to gather momentum for the hill coming up, the Police pulls me over and says something like "criss de tabarnack danglais je pourrais te donner un ticket pour ça sti" I made it clear I didn't understand his french and he told me that I need to stay in the (unpaved, inconsistent, loose gravel) shoulder, not on the road, and not to wear headphones when biking, that he could give me a ticket for that. Dick.